LANGUAGE WARNING
My bent sense of humor can’t help itself. This nice big jab
at the anti-vaccine movement has been on my mind and it needs to meet paper and
pen. Well, internet publishing anyway. But, like any form of zealotry, hard
core anti-vaxxers who say “never inject” are a bunch of hypocrites. They say
not to give your child “poisons” like they have the slightest clue. Here’s my
list on the subject, because IF you are one of those anti-vaxxers who wants all
vaccines to disappear (because measles is more fun) and you do any of the
following, you’re a damned hypocrite.
Dine at any restaurant: I don’t care if it’s fast food or
high class. If you’re so worried about poisons getting into your system and you
eat food from animals who have had vaccines (and you have no idea so don’t even
try) then you are a hypocrite. Yet, we’ve been eating this crap for generations
and we are still here. Funny how that works out. Speaking of eating, the next
one ties nicely into this one!
Consume ANY form of packaged food: From your sugars and
spices clear down to a fucking candy bar. Mmmm, what a yummy Snickers you’re
enjoying there….. guess who made the preservatives in it. Go on, guess. There
are preservatives in every bottled or packaged form of food on your grocery
store shelves.. ALL OF THEM and unless you pay out the nose for super short
lived organics that may be lying to you for a dollar, the preservatives were
all made by our government with the help of what you call BIG PHARMA. Eat,
drink, and enjoy because you’re a hypocrite. And yes, this includes the foods
at your favorite restaurant.
If you go to the dentist: Oh noes, it’s BIG PHARMA again. But
you don’t need Novocain or laughing gas do you? Nah, you’re rough and tough.
Have fun with that root canal.
If you brush your teeth with anything but water: Go ahead,
tell me you use baking soda. Baking soda is packaged in a damn factory the same
as every fucking thing else. Be sure to look up what factory it’s packaged in
so you can see what other products are packaged in the same place. Enjoy your
new nightmares of BIG PHARMA. Toothpaste and mouthwash contain fluoride and that’s
in so many places you’ll just shit yourself to know.
If you use deodorant: Go grab your speedstick or whatever
the hell you use and look at the back of it. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Now READ IT.
See where it says DRUG FACTS right at the top of the label. Huh. Why would it
say that? BECAUSE IT’S A DAMN PHARMACUETICAL, DUMBASS. And every portion of
what you are shoving into the pores of your skin is poisonous. Go ahead, look
up the ingredients yourself. The same goes for things like soap and shampoo. And
you’re worried about the peon money they don’t make on vaccines.
If you smoke or drink: You’re worried about chemical
injections for your kids, but second hand smoke is A-okay? Drinking your liver
into oblivion around your kids is alright? Wow, you are stand up parent, aren’t
you? Nope, just a hypocrite.
Unless you live in a hole in the ground, home school your
child (school lunches and preservatives you know), bathe in creek water with
rocks, never brush your teeth or use hygiene and live off of tree bark and
squirrels….you’re a hypocrite. It just goes to show that you really have no
clue just how much of these things are all around us.
