You all know what I mean by ignorant comments. It's the witty things people in public say without forethought regarding us or our children an autism. They typically do the same thing for people with disabilities too. It's a never ending headache that some special in-duh-viduals seem bent on delivering. Well, enough. No more Mr. Nice Guy. It's time to at least put a humorous spin on this migraine that is public ignorance. I've also considered that maybe it's not their fault. Maybe they're addicted to the taste of their own feet. Try this next time someone walks by and delivers a stupid comment. Imagine them having to bounce around on their buts because they have both legs in their throat up the knees.
Now for a few favorites from the public blather mouths.
1-"He (or you) looks normal to me." I hate this one. Time to put this person in their place hard:
"Oh, where did you get your medical degree?" Watching them bumble in response to that is funny every single time.
"And what did you think we'd look like?" Again, funny every time.
"I left my hockey mask at home." Watch their eyes grow three sizes.
2- "Oh what's his special skill?" Because we love having our children referred to like sideshow attractions.
"Knife throwing." Say this with a perfectly straight face regardless of your child's age and get set for a look of sheer terror.
"Putting up with other people's ignorance." To be said casually as if you knew the question was coming the whole time.
"Why, do you want to buy tickets?" If they say yes, charge them 50 bucks and say it's non-refundable.
3- "Maybe you should spank him." Or some similar idiotic phrase.
"What? You want to spank my child?" Said loud enough for the rest of the public to hear. Then watch that idiot make tracks in a hurry.
"Maybe you should get a lobotomy." Hey one stupid suggestion deserves another.
"Thank you for your useless advice." If they are even halfway listening, it should get their goat.
4- "Shouldn't be in public." Comments like this one are usually said from one idiot to the other about you or your child. Of course they seem to want you to hear them.
"Neither should you." If they can't handle what the public has to offer, they should stay home.
"It's rude to talk about people like that." The old "call em out" routine has a pretty good track record of shutting people up.
"Wow, you're helpful." Because no, no they aren't. And this one makes a good comeback for several situations.
Now, you probably shouldn't actually be mean to these people and some just can't be taught anything. But it sure can relieve some stress to think of some snappy comebacks to try and kick start their poor addled brains. In any case, here's hoping you got a chuckle. Don't let public ignorance get you down.
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